Cappuccino Lays taste like someone farted coffee on a potato
I hope one day Chris Pratt guest stars on Agents of SHIELD as Star Lord and discovers the iPod
I DRAW THE DAMN LINE HERE
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
Take those headphones off right now!
Interviews are like first dates
This is what the people of Ferguson are up against and if you still don’t think that this is a big deal then you need to wake the fuck up